KRING KRING!!

last nite i recieved a few calls from bakal pengantin.. well obviously they are asking bout my service la kn.. normally the conversation took only 5mnts.. but there's dis one caller yg sgt la byk persoalan and byk plak songeh.. goes sthing like dis:-

lana : halo halo!!
caller: hello.. ni lana ke??
lana : yupe..
caller: saye dpt no awak dr kwn saye, saye nk tanye pasal photographer for my wedding nnt.. bleh saye tau pakej2 awak??
lana : bla bla bla yada yada yada bagai bagai bagai..
caller: hmmmm, menarik.. mcm ni, saye ade dpt pakej dr org lain yg lg murah dr awak n die bg byk bende.. kalo saye nk amek awak, bleh x awak adjust pakej awak??
lana : (penasihat saya adalah mak saya, so saye pun ckp la mcm nie kt si caller nie, as wat my mummy said).. hmmm, u ask my pakej, itu pakej saye.. if dat particular photographer bleh bg murah kt awak, why not awak hire je die terus.. saye x pening2 nk adjust2, awak pun x pening nk klua duit.. (with lawak tone ofcos)
caller: hehe.. ye saye paham, tp saye suke gmbr2 awak.. saye dh tgk website awak, gmbr awak lain.. (ape yg lain pun aku x tau la, same jek aku tgk.. hahaha.. mungkin ayat pancing nie.. kihkihkih)
lana : thx visit website saye.. btway sape kwn awak yg rekomen kn nie?
(belom saye habes ckp si caller dh potong)
caller: tp kn, ya la.. yg nk kawen nie saye, of cos la saye nk yg terbaek utk saye, saye x nk gmbr2 kawen saye nnt x jd ke, buruk ke.. malu la nk tunjuk kt org nnt.. awak x bleh adjust ke??
lana : awak kn dh jumpe photographer yg dlm budget awak, awak hire je die.. kn sng..
caller: ye saye tau, tp saye suka gmbr2 awak..
lana : so, awak nmpkkn?? die dan gmbr die, saye dan gmbr saye.. awak pun bleh nmpk perbezaan, so price pun berbeza la..(dgn nada berlagak.. hahahaha).. why not kite jumpe, ckp tru fon nie x best la..
caller: x pe, dlm fon pun bleh jek.. lg satu saye nk tanye, if saye hire awak, bape lama gmbr bleh siap??
lana : ard 4-6weeks.. (sebelum si caller ni melenting, cpt2 saye ckp...) ya la, awak pun taukn saye nie part time wedding photographer, full time student.. blaja lg, assignment lg..
(si caller potong lg mase saye tgh berckp)
caller: lame jugak nk siap ya, ssh sgt ke nk buat album tu?(nada sinis bunyiknye).. saye ade adik yg blaja design design nie, saye tgk keje die sng jek..

at dis point, i was like... wtf???.. jes now she sd dat she got dis much much more cheaper package than mine, and now about her brother yg buat design design??.. dlm hati ni dok kate sabar lana, sabar.. client nie.. biasa la, die nk tanye sampai die puas hati..

then suddenly the line putus.. a few mnts after dat, she text me saying dat her battery's flat and will call me after dinner.. btway, dh 2 kali dinner x call pun lg.. hehehehe..

tuan, puan, encik abg, cik kak, adik adik sume.. saye buat wedding photography ni part time jek, saye full time student.. saye akan utamakn pelajaran saye.. ya, nk buat album ni mmg senang, itu kalo pki software tertentu, letak je gmbr beratus2, komputer susunkn, 20mnt siap.. but the thing is, im doing it differently.. there's thousands of pic, and i edit it one by one, belek satu persatu.. hilangkn jerawat, hilangkn parut2, hilangkn sampah2.. it will take more times than u think.. saye buat sume, saye lah jurugambar, saye lah editor, saye lah designer, saye lah macai2 segala bende, dan saya sukaaaaaaaaaa sgt buat sume nie.. dh selalu sgt la saye tido lps subuh, then kul 8am nk kene bangun nk gi kelas.. tp saye tak prnh merungut, bcos i love doing it(tp ni kire merungut tak??..hahaha).. so, to u guys out there yg nk guna service saye, dis is what i offer u.. harap maklum!!

p/s: sume perkara boleh dibawa berbincang.. kite duduk semeja, face to face.. ckp dlm telefon ni there's too many andaian yg kite buat.. bwk berjumpa dan berbincang.. ok!!